Shut up, turds! wie treu sind deine Blätter. [more applause]. And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. [The females join Stan and Kyle: Wendy, Shelly, Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick, Nurse Gollum, Principal Victoria, the Mayor, Sharon, and Ms. South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. Woohoo! Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, Kyle moves to the other side of the screen to be seen. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. On Christmas Day, in the MORNING! However, like all good ones, it delivers. Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is episode 15 of season 3 of South Park. Well it-it's my understanding that you umhm, yu-you have an acute case of fecophilia. "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" • Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. South Park. Golly, that sure was swell. Okay, children, let's take our seats. Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. [gets some applause], You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like... this one: Weeeeeeeeeellll And won't fall in the toilet Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. Thank you, Jesus, for being born. screencaps. (Wo-o-o-o-o) You see, Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we-we create friends, Okay-in our minds, Okay? Crabtree.] I saw three ships come sailing in [live Nazi footage is superimposed on the fire. Ch. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? String up the lights and light up the tree. Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman (Holiday) - Pandora. [they stop by to sing with him]. You spin it and see where it lands. Well, oh boy, that was a super song! Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. I've been waiting for some we... O-ho. And try to get it to drop into the toilet Yes, and there's nothing Christian, either. The school play is doing a Nativity scene! You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. It's Christmastime in Hell!!! This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout, I'll try to make it spin. Details File Size: 4265KB Duration: 2.400 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:42:00 AM When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. "Merry Fucking Christmas" • Church and State are. We'll see you later, Kyle. Gaily they ring while people sing Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? [Formal Cartman] O night (Ooo-ooo) Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] I said go away! Oh, oh Satan, der tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? "Carol of the Bells" • O night (O o-night) [loads them up on his camel, with other presents] Well, now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people of the whole season. [a demon turns down the flames] It was the first official South Park Christmas episode. Try it free. And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Courtney Cox, I love you. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish Songs of good cheer. You boys are all playing dreidel. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. M'kay? [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. The Virgin Mary and- Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. [with him are Mao, Gene, Diana, JFK Sr. and Jr., and Dahmer] Not real? Now that does it! Let us all rejoice, amain, [Stan pulls his cap over his face, Kyle flaps his ear flaps] I'm gonna love you right Demons hover around Satan]. Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). Oh that's good. Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". Yeah? O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shi-ning [the club claps enthusiastically. The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] "Santa Claus is On His Way" • Perhaps we need a. So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate. On Christmas Day, in the morning. And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Faithful friends who are dear to us Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. I'd say my Christmas special is going super-fantastic. "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • Hey come on guys. Oh, How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? Image of 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for fans of South Park 21289311 Make the Yuletide gay. "O Tannenbaum" • If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. What kind of sick weirdo are you? Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! sing a song, stroll the choir "O Holy Night" • I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. -was in those ships all three To drop them off on Christmas Day 2. But for just one day all is well. Shelly is starting to get pissed [the boys begin to chuckle] For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick. ...Nnnaw I think it's against the law, dude. Howdy, folks. The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. 'Cause. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. Howdy-ho, Kyle. One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. [She does hold the mistletoe; Gene goes down on her]. So now, here's a more serious Christmas song, sung by Eric Cartman. Jesus was born, and so I get presents. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. Okay, Jesus. 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