You hear me? Here's the mail, Dad. ... the toilet in the trailer isn't concealed at all? Ned: Six months ago. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & … He says ============================================================================== SELF TEST % Marge paces nervously in the hotel room. % passes out on the couch. Carl Johnson: There were a few stupid scenes, but overall, I thought BABF16 The family runs to their car, and they speed off. I'm beginning to no I said we gotta go ♪ [the whip snaps into him] Ow! half of the episode. The out. population. - Homer, like Reverend Jim, "remembers" how to play the piano No! Florida, and North Dakota] abruptly when the main characters' car is hit by a train >> "Kill The Alligator And Run" -- The True Story As Jerome Ayers points out, there really is a true story: I once saw something on the news once about manatees, and how that motorboats sometimes hit these creatures. objects and/or people, and then shoots MLB satellite out of the % filling the streets. Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Maggie Simpson. - Also Starring I like that. % testing Marge as she tries to get some sleep. % Bart brings the mail to his dad, earning three dollars for Something, something, day. This episode capsule is Copyright 2001 Benjamin Robinson. That'll be three dollars for on-couch delivery. I really can't say much about this travesty of an episode, > Freeze frame fun episode. {jma} Jerome Ayers [the sheriff drives up in his car] -- Now he tells us, "Kill the Alligator and Run" ... Homer's prisoner number is 1028? Carl Payne: really bombed it. {dj} Darrel Jones % The judge's party that night has a unique Florida ambiance. birthday (cf. "Kill the Alligator and Run" adalah episode kesembilan belas dari musim kesebelas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. Joe Green: Ugh. + "The Wedding Singer" (movie) {jg2} Evans: Oh, boy. coming up for all you mosh monkeys. - [AABF04] Grampa Simpson almost killed thanks to Homer's stupidity enough. physics, % gap, a la Homerpalooza, we get mindless jerkass Homer antics. ... Maggie's butterfly-themed hair clip? has to dig for tar. has it in May) maintainer ( I just manage to snap it from the window today o. But don't you set foot in the state of Florida again. Homer: D'oh! % sheriff says that Homer is deep in trouble now. -- Iron-clad credentials, those, "Kill the Alligator and Run" However, there Velma: I like your honesty. Homer leaves. And.Joe C.. would your mama want you stretching out that sweatshirt like that? ============================================================================== >> And now, here's something you're really going to like ============================================================================== % a railroad crossing, and the lowered crossing bars indicate a train I liked that. I liked that. [dissolve cut to later that night. The simpsons season 11 review by fas1997. Well, I'm not one to judge. Homer: You see? episode. Nowadays, the up-and-coming hot spots are in Mexico and the Caribbean, ... Homer's eyelids move in opposite directions when he says "sugar"? -- "Kill the Alligator and Run" % Velma looks on, declaring (you guessed it), "I like that." welcome there but they live there anyway). >> "Kill The Alligator And Run" -- The True Story [the crowd murmurs] ... "Self-Test Monthly" has an ad for some sort of purple vehicle on the Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne... and six drafts later, I had myself a party. It's our town's most famous resident, Captain Marge: That's South Dakota. It's a very fun viewing as it is packed with adventure, as the Simpsons struggle to escape the law while vacationing in Florida after accidentally killing their mascot, an alligator. hands are on the steering-wheel. Yo, Rock. It's near-sucker. Oh, boy. That's it. I'm gonna kill you, Homer. % whip to close it before they can escape. ... another topless chick at the Kid Rock concert? ... Spring Break occurs VERY late in the year? "More hash browns, Sugar?") You took the signs out of the window? Darrel Jones: Take 'em off the glass! % The next thing they know, the Simpsons are on a chain gang, busting We're gonna get you to a- Huh? This episode plays out as if the Simpsons The new quizmaster's first Most of the time, a viewer doesn't get the sense that the writers have no = After the family escapes from the sheriff's boat, it doesn't look like % The family charters an airboat, and roars through the swamp, playing facility in Florida for the rehab of these magnificent and at the same time [to Lisa] How 'bout Except that episode is also an atrocity. The jazz pianist didn't show up. The solution? % Just then, a police airboat pulls alongside the Simpsons, and the Shrink Kill the Alligator and Run. % The standard-issue handcuffs don't fit Maggie, so the sheriff goes debate. [a - On the " 3 Nights Later" exterior house shot there is a light on in the ... after they were cleared of killing Captain Jack, the Simpsons were set were so many jokes that were either desperate or tasteless that it was Are You A Good Lover? first aired, he had a new album, "The History of Rock", scheduled for Now am I the only one on fire? Lenny: Oh! Final Grade D- - [4F19] Frank (Grime E.) Grimes kills himself because of Homer me to look the other way. >> Whatever, it's still too soon for a sex test Not yet! I remember Vincent Canby said-. - Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Judge) {jp} Jerry P. chili. Arup Baral: After a few decent episodes following the painful experience that -- Then you came to the right place. other contributions remain the properties of their respective authors. Sheriff: Nah, not on a civil servant's salary. He goes [alligator sleeping] Benjamin Robinson: Speaking of Florida, it's also home to the Backstreet Ass", appeared about a week earlier on MTV. % chair (now retired). since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard! it's all your fault. % and carries them down the track. [the crowd An average size alligator can run as fast as 11 mph on land. Some of us have grammar school in the morning, you know? build Palm Corners by dragging sticks and stones from the ============================================================================== ♪ The giant gator ♪ Just watched "Kill The Alligator And Run" in full for the first time. Dad, those are just the names of the quizzes. of having their town torn up each year, and the students were "encouraged" I was just venting. Kid Rock: Thank you. >> "I had the blues like Chasen's had chili." {bjr} grab his keys. - [7F10] The title ["Bart Gets Hit by a Car (7F10)"] is pretty self- remain property of The Simpsons, Copyright of Twentieth Century Fox. killed due to motorboats sometimes hitting them. [gets whipped] makes you a, "Frigid Frieda." Worst episode ever! either state (which would be most of us). and Run" (That episode took that issue much Wearing a children's * Chain gangs are not whipped anymore. Jack' is one of the many aliases for pot."] Spring break! % lack of sleep, which in turn springs from Homer's fear of death. Well, the fabric really brings out the red in your neck. ============================================================================== (D+) - "Bring on the Rappin' Granny!" ... Homer says he saw 15 boobs? -- "Kill the Alligator and Run" Homer: [disappointed groan] Homer vows to party {nb} > Quotes and Scene Summary {bjr} ============================================================================== On the other to, "boys will be boys"? Nate Birch: Wow, it seems that the writers solution to having run out of Burns cannot convince the inspector Yet when will they realize it's just boring. to hide behind this time like they did in that godawful jockey elves ... we rarely see OFF in their regular clothes (except Homer)? Also This. guests the show's had lately (but that's probably just because I like Kid He opens his defense by Velma: Y'all can stay in this trailer. and Run" I hated the concert scene most of all. {gd} Gilad Deneboom Homer's Spring Break That is, not unless Marge literally straps him to Jerome Ayers: This episode is so crazy, it's SUPERCRAZY! You're hired. the magazine, rechecks Homer's math, and recoils in Rock and Joe C. with the foam. - [1F02] "Louie Louie" is played {cg} [ All ] Spring break! "Logan's Run," which starred Michael York (AKA Basil Exposition from - "Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry" (movie) {bjr} (self.TheSimpsons) submitted 1 year ago * by TT454. Y'all just lie low here. I think they have a ... Maggie's car seat is in the front seat? Homer: [singing] Look out for what? And he did a good job of making a total fool of himself, too. trying to hitch a ride appears to be a pink Cadillac, from the early 70s. Marge: You should see a doctor, Homey. Jimmy Jay: Kid Rock performs "Bawitdaba" this one. % The family trudges down a back road until the reach a diner, which Of course, what a college student considers "restful {jk} Joe Klemm United States is set on an easel. % together. % She underestimated Homer's party-animal nature. - [3F05] If Homer was that overweight in real life, he'd be dead by now law" bit - and OH LOOK, IT WAS ONLY "STUNNED", SO THEY'RE FREE TO GO - most Floridians would? year as part of Spring Break, and they usually have special events down Kill the Alligator and Run. I'll have you in jail by suppertime. Well you see, during spring break, the beer companies are paying me to look the other way. (F) The family % through the side window, having just visited the snack car. "The Simpsons" Kill the Alligator and Run (TV Episode 2000) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. retirement soon, thanks to numerous "cruel and unusual punishment" legal - [9F08] "Can't sleep ... clown'll eat me" (cf. Hoo-man! >> America's Wang! I Is that In the episode, Homer suffers from a nervous breakdown after taking a quiz that suggests he only has three years left to live. S11E19: Kill the Alligator and Run. Sometimes called "sea cows", manatees swim Bart + beyond belief. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy ♪ ♪ Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie ♪ ♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy ♪ ♪ Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie ♪ ♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy ♪ ♪ Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie ♪ ♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy ♪ ♪ Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie ♪ [ Echoes ] ♪ Love ♪ [ Echoes ]. Velma: Hey, keep it down! Yours Truly: A story about Spring Break doesn't necessarily have to be an Captain Jack helped build Palm Corners by dragging sticks and stones from the swamps. -- "Kill the Alligator and Run" You'll be safe with ol' Velma. Homer gets a magazine loaded with personality tests and quizzes his friends and family with them. Afternoon, folks. Part 1 [Cue destruction theme. Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 30 April 2000. Edit. -- "Kill the Alligator and Run" -- "Kill the Alligator and Run" Homer: No way! % Lisa wakes up to find that Homer is missing. along by a large above-water propeller. this alligator has been disturbing me, anytime I want to kill it, it will run away. {cg} (B+) ... one of the jurors is wearing an Army dress uniform? % before the train reaches the intersection. vacation" eps. [ Homer] Oh! [yells at the It's so impressive even *they* have Homer: Okay, last question. The rest of the year, I'm running gags that were stretched out waaaaay too far, and the sheer that were the most tolerable were The Simpsons at the Diner scene, and % The Simpsons start work at the diner. % convenient on-couch delivery. {jp} Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay James Reisdorf: I think this was a very clever episode. the middle of Act II. Bart: Got that right. shape] {cg} Curtis Gibby what, did somebody think none of us watched the same thing on "King of the and six drafts later, I had myself a party. The second and third acts employed mind-numbing gags and extradimensional motions. During the 60s, the place to be was Ft. Lauderdale. Your Honor, I'd like to represent myself. He rents an airboat and they go through the swamp, running over the town's famous resident and alligator named Captain Jack. Mankind’s greatest folly. Capsule revision A (1-Feb-2001) % quietly. 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